 MitsukiModeratorDin: Karakura town
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am venit cu noi replici funny va fi o lista lunga 
Hiei lui Kuwabara: "A fi norocos se pare cae cea mai buna tactica a ta" hahahhahaha
Genkai dupa ce il bate mar pe Suzuki : " La naiba , am uitat sa ma uit la fata lui ..." doamne cat ar ras la faza asta .
Yusuke "Ok Yusuke , ai incercat totul ...acum e timpul sa faci pe prostul" 
Yusuke "Oameni urati nu ar trebui lasati sa rada asa mult" 
acum cateva in engleza asa nu le stric frumusetea
Kuwabara: I considered you my friends, but you’re no friends of mine!
Hiei: Somehow I think I’ll manage to live with that.
Kuwabara: I’m gonna kill you, you little punk!
*Yusuke thinking*: I’ll bet even his third eye is glaring at me!
Hiei: The last was a draw, but now you should hope we’re not in the same group. It would be humiliating if the man who planned this tournament were eliminated so early.
Yusuke: Not as humiliating as standing on a phonebook while you fight!
Hiei: You’re starting to make me miss Kuwabara!
Yusuke: Well hell, I didn’t realize you had a son. Come to watch your daddy fight, kid?
Shura: I’m not a kid, I’m Shura, and I’m fighting.
Yusuke: Is that right? Well great! I didn’t realize we had a juniors division.
Shura: Father, do we have to talk to this one anymore? He seems very childish and his energy is weak.
Yusuke: You little punk!
Kuwabara: So, what happened with you and Botan? Did she give you a new case or something?
Yusuke: Nah, we just made out. Then Keiko caught us and a fight broke out.
Kuwabara: I'm gonna kick so much tail!
Hiei: Heh Heh Heh Heh!
Kuwabara: Stop laughing hamster-legs! hahaahahhahaa
Murota: Ah!
Genkai: What’s up?
Yusuke: You found one?
Murota: That girl….She’s going to make out with her teacher! We’ve got to stop her, or watch!
Kuwabara: Help! I’m in a pickup truck full of psychic cannibals!
George: Puu!
Koenma: Puu? What, are you a Spirit Animal now?
Kuwabara: Hey that’s weird. I didn’t know you had a little sis, Hiei. I bet she’s a pint-sized pain in the you know what just like you. Probably ugly too!
Hiei: I will kill you.
Kuwabara: My life, it’s just starting. There’s still things I need to do! I need to marry a girl! Grow my first moustache!
Hiei: You idiot, the only reason Kuwabara screamed was because he happened to see himself in the mirror.
hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahhahahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahahhaahah ma doare burta
Yusuke: Chill out kid! Give us a minute!
Amanuma: But I don’t want to give you a minute!
Amanuma: Board now! I’m spinning the slots, and you can’t stop me!
Amanuma: Will you stop looking so unhappy? We’re about to have a lot of fun!
Amanuma: No hello for an old friend? No, but seriously, long time no see, man! Get it? Sea Man! It’s a pun cause of your name!
Amanuma: Let’s give it a spin! I hope we get an action one. I wanna beat you in style.
Hiei: I know about games as much as I know about hugs and Puppies
Kuwabara:That is unbelievable. I mean I can't believe we missed the entire fight just because I took a couple of extra minutes to brush my teeth.
Kurama:It was an impressive sight to behold
Hiei:Though I'm sure your minty fresh breath was well worth the delay. What is that ridiculous appendage growing out of your head all about?
Yusuke:Its just a puberty thing ok?
oh my god i`m gonna die here
Botan: Emergency!
Yusuke: What is it Botan? They run out of your hair dye?
George: But George wants to go with you!
Koenma: George stands out in Human World like a heifer in a beauty pageant.
George: How about now?
Koenma: Now you look like you’re going to flash somebody.
Hiei: If that happens, all we have to do is kill everyone else on the ship before we reach the island. We'll say we're the right team and no one will complain.
Kuwabara: You didn't have too many friends growing up, did you?
Hiei: Harness your own power if you hope to beat him. If you take anything from our scrimmage take that. So go. Save the human world. Or don't. I don't really care. Either way I'm fine with the outcome... What's so funny?
Yusuke: Your so full of crap! 'I don't care' You've been rooting for me. You did this to help me survive. I told everyone that you'd come back to resucue us when we needed you must you big softie, or should I say little softie.
Hiei: [thinking] I should have slit his throat when I had the chance.
Hiei: Listen to me as closely as you can you two I'm trusting you against my better instincts only because I have no other choice. Take care of the Toguro brothers. If I wake up and we've lost I swear I'll kill you all. [faints]
Yusuke: That's Hiei for you. He faints but still makes time for threats.
hahahhaa Hiei ...numai el putea sa zica asa ceva
Kuwabara: Of all the nerve! Assault me and then ask for a meal! You’re getting squat!
Yusuke: That’s how you treat a guy who wins the whole Dark Tournament? “Thanks for saving my life and all pal, but my sandwich is just too !”
Kuwabara: Don’t try with the guilt-trips, Urameshi! My manly power is what carried us! When have you ever saved me?
Yusuke: Oh, I’m sorry, I can’t count them all!
George: You’ll get a hundred spankings!
Koenma: If that’s the worst I get from this, I’ll be a happy camper!
Sensui: They just don’t make Spirit Detectives like they used to.
Yusuke: You mean crazy and evil? No, they sure don’t, thank you.
Yusuke: Yusuke Urameshi. Age: 14. Surived by his mom and everybody. After going through a big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance. UNTIL HE WAS EATEN BY A FISH! That's right no heroic death! No fighting evil villians! FISH FOOD!
Kuwabara: If Yusuke can turn invisible and nobody told me, I'm gonna be really mad!
Koenma: Now, are you going to let go of me, or are we going to stand here and do the tango?
Yusuke: Hey, guys! You're late!
Hiei: Sorry, but a thirty foot killing machine wanted a word with us.
Kurama: All this time we thought you were a brilliant strategist, but really you're just a lucky fool.
Yusuke: Hey, watch it, fox boy!! Hey, what does that word mean anyway?
Kurama: A strategist is someone who uses his brain.
Yusuke: Hey!
Hiei: Touch me, and I’ll break your wrist.
deci cred ca Hiei are cele mai misto replici ...mai ales cele adresate lui Kuwabara
Kuwabara: Coward! Real men help when they’re needed.
Hiei: Save that idealism for your fairy tales.
Yusuke: Ok. What if I shoot him in the eye? Then he'll be blind right? Wait, he's got 2 eyes... Damn!
Yusuke: Come on Kuwabara! Get your head out of the damn game and listen to me! I don't want you to think I'm weird or anything but please please please just kiss me!
Kuwabara: I'm sorry, shorty, maybe it's not your thing, but you're just going to have to trust me on this one; I know. There's something big behind that door...something scary...AHHH!! I HATE MICE!
Genkai: You two should be cheerleaders; you'd look cute in skirts.
Hiei: Humans. I do one nice thing and they think I'm their best friend. This is why I could care less if their entire species died out.
Yusuke: You forgot something..*Punches Kuwabara*..We’re saving the planet! No pop bands!
Yusuke: You…You saved me.
Hiei: I was worried about the trees
Rinku: Fact is guys... you're just a bunch of lamewad losers.
Touya: Nice one Rinku.
Jin: And you... you lost to Kurama and Kurama lost to a dead guy. How's that for being lame?
Genkai: If your body cannot handle it you will be eaten away from the inside out. And the only thing you will pray for is a quicker death.
Yusuke: Well if it's gonna be that exciting I might as well order 2 of them.
Sea Man: How’s Mr. Itsuki standing up?
Yusuke: He does have legs.
Sea Man: That’s Gourmet.
Yusuke: Oh great. Does he cook?
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"Love is not something you learn, love is something you know but do not realize until you find it.."
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'' shi yusuke ''nani? baka'' shi il loveshte '' mie nu-mi citi gindurile. 
