Cele mai bune , funny replici din anime

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Mitsuki
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"Yesterday Kyou-kun picked up Tohru-kun! Kyou-kun is a sex fiend!!" - Shigure (Fruits Basket)

"All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days." - Jiraiya (Naruto)

"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo (Bleach)

"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call." - Vash introducing himself to Wolfwood (Trigun)

"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!" - Vash (Trigun)

"There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, & women with additude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship!?" - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think." - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

"How could I forget? He's into dead girls!" - Kagome (Inuyasha)

Kon: "Call me Kai!"
Ichigo: "No."
Kon: "Boo, why not?"
Ichigo:"Because Kai sounds kinda cool and therefore pisses me off."
Kon: "You bastard..." - Bleach

Suguru Fujisaki: [crying while standing in front of his keyboard] Haven't you ever heard of respecting the will of the artist?
K: [smiling and holding a gun to Fujisaki's head] Hell no!! ---Gravitation

Shuichi Shindo: This really scary guy saw it.
Hiroshi Nakano: What were you doing? Peeing in the bushes?
Shuichi Shindo: Not that! The lyrics! He saw the lyrics! ---Gravitation

K: [while loading gun] Missing work for a week over a mere cold is pitiful. I'll fire off a couple rounds and beat his spirit back into shape.
Hiroshi Nakano: Oh, that's okay. I'll drop by his place later. I wanna talk to Shuichi anyway.
K: [softly] Darn. ---Gravitation

K: I'll bet that he must have spent the entire day mixing it up, licking, and banging.
Sakano: [shouts] What? Mixing it up? Shindou wouldn't do anything that goes against public order and morals! But licking with Mr. Yuki... ahhh! Oh, my sweet baby!
K: What are you getting so excited about? Mixing it up means enjoying yourself at the beach. Licking refers to yummy soft serve ice cream. Banging means hustling at the mole-hitting game.
Sakano: Oh. I knew that. ---Gravitation , cred ca e cea mai tare faze p care am vazut.o vreodata ...asta dupa cea de a inceputul ep 4...unde am picat pe jos si am ras vreo 3 ore

[Shuichi, disguised as luggage, is being dragged away by airport security]
Shuichi Shindo: Leggo, you bastard! You're discriminating against suitcases! ---Gravitation

"How come Orihime can eat stuff like that and not get fat."
"Obviously all the nutrition goes to her breasts." --Bleach

Ikki - How many people are in your rescue party?? 7?? 8??
Ichigo - 5 people and a cat...
Ikki - bwuhahahahahaa... ----Bleach

Kon after being named Boss Tuff: "Why am I the only one with an aggressive name???" ---Bleach

"This is Hotohori, this is the Priestess of Suzaku... and this guy's gay." Tamahome, Fushigi Yuugi

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may_ice_queen
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imi place ce zike kaede de la inuyasha....i'm resting,not dead
sau miroku...would you bear my chiald?

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to be free,to be wild and to be just like a child and if i get lost,i really don't mind,cause i'll be doing just fine...

Shin
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"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu (Evangelion)

"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)

"*bursts into tears* I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were-- the milk! Oh God, the milk!" - Ken Hidaka (Wiess Kreuz)

"You're a GIRL?!" - Faye talking to Ed (Cowboy Bebop)

"Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea! " - Ranma (Ranma 1/2)

"Panties, Panties, Panties" - Chii (Chobits)

"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less." - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I don't like it! It smells girly!" - Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through but... I don't like you that way." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)

"I'm...actually, I'm a super-magical human. I have been hiding this fact for a long time. But I have this precious kingdom to go back to. The reason why us super humans have long hair is that our great king Rubalru had a miracle vision when he was about to die. The person who gave him this vision is called Great Kandora! When Kandora used his super magic power, King Rulbaru's Super-Ultra-Magical-Force was freed like a bird and made him grow Ultra-Strong-Magical white long hair from his head! Just then, what happened was when King Rulbaru was resting, an emeny kingdom suddenly attacked him. He was in such a terrible situation! He thin asked Kandora for power! And then-!" - Ayame Sohma (Fruits Basket)

"[About the Roman ruins.]
This is a treasure for all mankind. Too big for my pocket, anyway." - Lupin III (Lupin III)

"All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days." - Jiraiya (Naruto)

"It's a bad habit of mine. When I concentrate on one thing, I forget other important things." - Tsukushi (Hana Yori Dango)

"If you die, I'll kill you!" - Zoro (One Piece)

"Don't look back. If you got something to do, then only look forward." - Kurogane ( RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE)

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Mitsuki
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hahahahhahahahahha cea mai are e aia cu Ayame ....oh god ma doare burta ....

you`re killin` me

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"Love is not something you learn, love is something you know but do not realize until you find it.."

Shin
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Nu sunt din anime-uri..dar sunt penale

Wise man says, "forgiveness is divine but never pay full price for late pizza"

A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a Unicorn.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade! And then squeeze it in someones eyes.

No pain, no gain

No pain, no pain

Friends dont let friends drink and take home ugly men

I don't mind arguing with myself its when I lose that troubles me.

I think therefore I am...not related to you

Power corrupts, but absolute power is kinda neat

Scientists say one out of every four people is crazy. Check three friends, if they're alright you are it.

Join the Army! Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or lose.

There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth. Give it a try - it's such good stress relief.

Someday we'll look back at all this and plow into a parked car

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

My God is alive - sorry about yours.

Easier said than sung in Russian

When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.

I didn't claw my way to the top of the food chain to eat vegetables.

This land is your land. This land is my land. So stay on your land.

Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy

Teamwork: never having to take all the blame

Roses are red, violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you,
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

Every morning is the dawn of a new error

I can see clearly now, the brain is gone...

Copywight 1994 Elmer Fudd. All wights wesewved

Dain bramaged

Buy a Pentium 586/90 so you can reboot faster

Access denied--nah nah na nah nah!

Ethernet (n): something used to catch the etherbunny

I may not agree with what you say, but I'll fight to the death for your right to die in a fire of suspicious origin

There once was a young man from Lyme
Who couldn't get his limericks to rhyme
When asked "Why not?"
It was said that he thought
They were probably too long and badly structured and not at all very funny.

Jesus died for our sins.
Let's not disappoint him.

FIGHT BACK! Fill out your tax forms with Roman numerals.

Work harder. Millions on welfare depend on you.

Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress...but I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because, man, they're gone.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either

Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.

If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People

Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

Heart Attacks... God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends.

Peta - People Eating Tasty Animals.

A day without sunshine is like, well, night.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

On the other hand, you have different fingers.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his name.

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Maddness takes its toll. Please have your monkey ready.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.

Money can't buy happiness, but it sure does make misery a whole lot more pleasent.

Money can't buy you love, but it sure can rent for awhile

Always remember you are unique...just like everyone else

I guess of all my uncles, I liked Uncle Cave Man the best. We called him Uncle Cave Man because he lived in a cave and because sometimes he'd come out and eat one of us. Later on we found out he was a bear.

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? <o:p></o:p>

If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.<o:p></o:p>

we are the people our parents warned us about

laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.

Why get real? Plastic is cheaper and comes in prettier colors.

love is blind...for a reason

Bomb Texas. They have oil!

Forget Love - I want to fall in Chocolate

To do is to be.-- Decartes

To be is to do. -- Voltaire.

Do be do be do. -- Frank Sinatra

Some say reading is good. I say: Reading is knowledge. Knowledge is power. Power is corrupt. Corruption is a crime. And crime doesn't pay. So if you read you'll go broke

If you cannot read this, please ask the flight attendant for assistance.
- United Airlines Flight Safety Brochure

The more you complain, the longer god makes you live

What part of "Thou Shalt Not...." didn't you understand?
-God

That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.
-God

Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
-God

Don't make me come down there.
-God

Cogito ergo dim sun. (therefore I think these are pork buns)
- Robert Byrne

Some mornings it just doesn't seem worth it to gnaw through the leather straps
- Emo Phillips

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some women out of a divorce.
- Don Quinn

Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
- Lily Tomlin

I think this is how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, "Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west
- Richard Jeni

Children really brighten up a household -- they never turn the lights off
- Ralph Bus

A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh.
- Conan O'Brien

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
- Paula Poundstone

"In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line
up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest.
What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"
- Warren Hutcherson

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because generally they are the same people.
- Gilbert Chesterton

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates

Lead us not into temptation. Just tell us where it is; we'll find it.
- Sam Levenson

The most important service rendered by the press is that of educating people to approach printed matter with distrust.
- Samuel Butler

A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married.
- H. L. Mencken

America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
- Bobcat Goldthwaite

I once complained to my father that I didn’t seem to be able to do things the same way other people did. Dad’s advice? Margo, don’t be a sheep. People hate sheep. They eat sheep.
- Margo Kaufman

I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
- Al Franken as Jack Handey

I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house.
- Lewis Grizzard

Some people say that I must be a horrible person, but that's not true. I have the heart of a young boy... in a jar on my desk.
- Stephen King

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
- Mark Twain

Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
- Mary Ellen Kelly

If it weren't for the killings, Washington would have one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
- Mayor Marion Barry

Sacred cows make the best hamburger.
- Mark Twain

You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label.
- Mark Twain

Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger.
- Franklin P. Jones

Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?
- Rita Rudner

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Robin Williams

USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four people make up 75 percent of the population
- David Letterman.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
- Groucho Marx

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
- George Burns

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.
- Will Rogers.

Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?
- George Carlin

It is folly to punish your neighbor by fire when you live next door.
- Publilius Syrus

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Shin
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Si seria a treia..d data asta din anime....

"Here's some 'common sense' for you: If I wore a tie, it wouldn't change who I am. If I didn't wear piercings, it wouldn't mean I'm nice. And if my hair wasn't black it wouldn't stop me from kicking your ***!" - Black Haru, Fruits Baket.
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From Elfen Lied: "What do my balls have to do with the fall of mankind?!" – Bando

Dragon Ball

"Dah! Imbecile! You tell me now?! Don't you think that's important information!?!"
~ Vegeta, just after Goku told him fusing into Vegetto would be permanent

"Buu's body has been split in two! Aw, I didn't mean to do that! What a shot! Oh, curse my deadly aim!!"
~ Mr. Satan, thinking he shot Buu into two peices

"You mean I'm stuck this way?!"
~ Kaioshin (fused with Kibito), after the Old Kai told him fusing lasted forever

"But, what will dressing him like a Kai accomplish?"
~ Kibito, after the Old Kai gave Goku the Potara earrings

"I think you burnt my underwear."
~ Young Gohan, after a sparring match with Piccolo

"If you're cooperative, I'll turn you into something practical, like a toaster."
~ Vegeta, talking to Android Eighteen

"There are three things I despise; cowardice, bad hair, and military insurrection. Unfortunately, Vegeta here is guilty of all three."
~ Frieza

"My ears do more than frame my face, Goku."
~ Piccolo
Android Eighteen ~ "My hair! It doesn't grow back, you punk!"
Trunks ~ "Well, allow me to even it out for you!"

"Eat my dust Piccolo!"
~ Goku, just after passing Piccolo up during their "driving lessons".

"You're just jealous because you don't have a tail."
~ Young Goku

"Nobody throws Mister Shuu!"
~ Mister Shuu, after being thrown out the window by Chi Chi

"Master Roshi! Get off the toilet!"
~ Young Goku

"I'm a warrior! Not a...a variety of flower!"
~ Vegeta, on the clothes Bulma gave him

Gundam wings

"I almost forgot that Heero wore spandex because he was gay and not because it was convenient."
~ My friend, Nat-chan, regarding her return to 1x2 fan fiction fandom

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Mitsuki
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Ok niste quotes din One Piece ....am murit de ras la ele ....oricum cel mai bine e sa vazi fazele

Robin : Will that suffice?
Zorro : It`s perfect!
Zorro (trying to get atention) : *cough* *cough*...*cough cough*
Nami : Huh?
Zorro (screaming like Tarzan) : Ahhhhh! Aaahhhh!!!!
Nami : What is that? A call of bravery?
Zorro : Ha!
Chopper : Robin`s so cool!
Nami : She makes it look easy...This is a bit high....
Robin (very calm) : It`s about 50 meters.If you don`t make it , you`ll die.
Nami : STOP SCARING ME!!!...She`s right. It`s all over if I fall.
Chopper : Nami.
Nami : Okay, already!I`m coming!Here I go!
Nami (flaying) : AHHHHH!!! TOO FAST ! IT`S TOO FAST! I CAN`T STOP!
Robin : How very brave of you.
Nami : Sorry for all the trouble.
Robin : It`s nothing.
Zorro (screams like Tarzan ...again) : Ahhhhhh!ahhhhhhhhh!!!!It`s because you didn`t do the call.
Nami : THAT`S NOT THE PROBLEM!!!!

Jyabura (laughing with tears): The Ushi Ushi Fruit! Model Giraffe!Nahahahahahha!!!
You poor bastard , having to be a giraffe-man for the rest of your life!Yahahahahahahahahah!
Giraffe : Grrrrr.... What`s wrong with being a giraffe?!I told you that I happen to like it!
Jyabura(laughing with tears) : "I told you that I happen to like it!!" Diahahahahhaha! I`m sure you would!Giraffe are so cool , right?!Dahahahhahahaha!
Giraffe : Wh-What exactly are you saying?!
Jyabura (laughing with tears): Hiahahahahhahhahahaha!
Giraffe : Grrrr.... I told you not to laugh!
Zorro : Oiiii, you!!!!
Giraffe & Jyabura : Huh??
Zorro : How long do you plan to keep arguing there?I already told you I don`t have time.If you`re okay like that ,then I`ll just cut you the way you are.
Giraffe : You poor thing...Don`t underestimate the full destructive power of a giraffe.Henkei Jinjyugata!!!!I`ll show you...my reborn powers.
Zorro : You look like shit!!!
Giraffe : You! Did you just...?
Jyabura (laughing with tears): Yaahahahhahahahahahaha!!!!
Zorro (thinking) : What a shallow thing for me to say...This isn`t good , the absurdity of all this made me slip my tongue.Don`t lose concentration. It will only dull the sword.
Jyabura (laughing with tears) : Hi Hi Hi Bwahahahhahahahahhaahahahahahha!!!!
Giraffe : How long are you gonna keep laughing , Jyabura?!
Jyabura : So-Sorry.*looking serios*
Giraffe (moveing his ears) : Hnn!
Jyabura : Bu!...Bwhahahahahahahahhaahhahaaha!I can`t do it!!!!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhaahahahahaahah!!!!
Zorro (thinking): It`s too hilarious.Why the hell are all his body parts so square?
Zorro : Wh-What the hell are these hndcuffs?!
Sogeking(Usopp) : Yaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!! Whoops! I`m so sorry , Zorro-kun!!
Zorro : Oi!!! What`s the meaning of this , you dumbass?!!!
Usopp : Th-They`re probably...the same Sea Stone handcuffs as Robin`s.Since both the enemies have Devil Fruit abilities, I thought that if I cuffed them , they`d become weak.
Zorro : Then why did you put them on me????!!!!You idiot!!!!!
Usopp : Bu-But...puhahahhahahahahahaha!!!The giraffe`s face is so hilarious!My hand slipped!You`re a `square giraffe`!Buhhahahhahahaha!!!
Jyabura : No doubt!!!! Diahahahaahahahahahahaahahha!!!!!
Giraffe : Damn you! All of you!!

Terracotta : So the Captain is awake?Dinner`s in 30 minutes. Does he mind waiting ?
Zorro : WHA?!?!
Luffy : Oohhhh! The Chikuwa Ossan! You`re alive!
Zorro : I-I knew you were really into that kinda shit!
Vivi : No , everyone! This is Terrecotta-san.She`s Igaram`s wife and the Palace`s top chef!
Terracotta : You all took care of Vivi-sama and my husband!
Zorro : You`re kidding me...A couple can only be so much alike...
Terracotta : I`ve heard you eat a lot. Do you think you could snak on this until dinnertime?
Luffy ( eating all the fruits in one sec) : Okay!
Zorro & Sanji : WAS THAT SOME TRICK!?
Luffy : Obachan , I`m gonna eat three days worth of food!

Sanji : So? Where`s the women`s bath?
Igaram : You ignorant!I would not tell someone like YOU! Vivi-sama is in there!
Sanji : Don`t be so stingy!
The king : It`s right over that wall!
Igaram : YOUR MAJESTY , YOU BASTARD!!
Usopp : Ooh! I like your style!
-On the other side
Nami : This feels so good!I wonder if any ships out there have baths this big on them?
Vivi : I`m sure there are!The sea is so vast!We`ve seen Giants...Dinosaurs...Sakura bloom in a land of snow...The sea must contain so many more unimaginable things!
Nami : Hmmmmm.....
Vivi : Um , that....
Nami : Switch...
Vivi : Thank you.
Nami : Huh??
Vivi : Wait a minute , what are you all doing up there!?
Nami : Those guys...Alright , it`ll be 100.000 Belli each.
Usopp: Huuuh???
Nami(undress her self) : Happiness Punch!!!(Shiawase Punch!!!)
All guys(faling of the wall) : Wahhhhh......
Vivi : NAMI-SAN!!!!
Nami : Hnnnnn....Hihihihi!
Sanji : Mellorine!!!!!!!

Robin: So we finally got away from the island.
Zorro : Yeah.
Robin : Well done.
Zorro : Gya!
Usopp , Luffy & Sanji : Iiiiiiii!
Zorro : Here for revenge !? Bring it on!
Nami : Why are YOU here!?
Usopp : Take cover! Take cover!
Chopper : Who is she ?
Sanji : It doesn`t matter who she is!She`s a beautiful lady!
Robin : Don`t point those dangerous things at me.I told you that before , didn`t I?
Nami : How long have you been on this ship?
Robin : The entire time.There clothes are yours , aren`t they?I`m borrowing them.
Nami : What do you tkink you`re doing , Baroque Works!?
Robin : Monkey D. Luffy.You aren`t forgetting what you did to me , are you?
Sanji : LUFFY!!What the hell did you do to this beautiful lady!? WHAT - DID - YOU - DO!?
Usopp : Everyone please disembark the ship at once!
Luffy : Oi , you!Don`t lie!I didn`t do anything!
Robin : Yes you did . You put me through some very excruciating treatment.Take responsibility.
Chopper : Who is that ?
Sanji : "Excruciating treatment"!?What the hell did you do to her !?
Chopper : What`s going on?
Usopp : Get out of here ! I`ll call the Marines!
Sanji (sakeing Luffy) : You`d better take responsibility!!!!
Usopp : Serious! Usopp is serious!
Luffy : I don`t know what you`re talking about!What do you want me to do !?
Robin : Allow me to join your nakama .
Nami , Luffy , Usopp , Chopper & Zorro : HUH!????
Sanji (Happy): SURE!!!!!
Robin : Back then , you forced me to live when I wished to die.That is your crime.I have no place to go or return to.So , are you going to let me stay on your ship?
Luffy : I get it. Guess that`s that .Okay.
Sanji (happy),Zorro , Usopp & Nami (mad ) : LUFFY!!!
Luffy : Don`t worry!She`s not that bad person!
Sanji (super happy): Mellorine!Mello...
Zorro , Usopp & Nami : ....
*later*
Usopp : Look at me when I`m talking to you!I want you to answer all of my questions truthfully.I`ll ask you again. Your full name...?OH, I`m Usopp. Nice to meet you . No , no , pleased to meet you .
Robin : Nico Robin.
Usopp : Yosh! Nico Robin .And what`s your occupation?
Robin : I`m an archaeologist.
Usopp : Archaeologist!?
Robin : I`m from a long line of archaeologists.
Usopp : I see.From a long line , eh?
Zorro : What the hell is this?
Usopp : And?
Robin : I became an archaeologist , and then I became wanted by the World Government at te age of eight.For the past 20 years , I`ve kept myself hidden from society.
Usopp : Since you were eight?And you were alone that entire time ?
Robin : Not exactly.A child can`t survive on the ocean by herself.Over the years , I worked for varios villainous characters as a way of protecting myself...and achieving my goal.That`s the story.
Usopp : And would you say Crocodile was just one of those people?
Robin : I would.In order to locate the Rio Poneglyph.
Usopp : Rio?
Robin : It`s given me a lot of experience in covert operations.I would be an asset to you.
Usopp : Hmmm, you seem pretty confident about yourself.What`s your speciality?
Robin (with a smile ): Assassination.
Usopp : LUFFY!!!!The interview has concluded that this women is TOO DANGEROUS to hire!!!
Luffy & Chopper : Haahahahahahahahahhah!
Usopp : LISTEN TO WHAT I`M SAYING , DAMN IT!
Nami : Pathetic.Look how easily you let her walk all over you.She was the Vice President of an enormous criminal oraganization until this very day.Give me one good reason why we should let her join us.
Usopp (claping) : ....
Nami : You may have fooled these idiots , but it won`t work on me!If you ever try anything, I`m kicking you out.
Robin : Yes , I`ll keep that in mind.By the way...I brought along some of Crocodile`s jewels.
Nami (star eyes) : OOH! I love you , Onee-sama!
Usopp & Zorro : Oi ,oi , oi ,oi ....
Usopp : Nami`s down!
Zorro : That was dirty.
Usopp : Everything`s following right along with the enemy`s pace.
Sanji : Ah , love!Floating love !I am but driftwood laying my ebony-burned body down upon the flow.
Nami : Treasure....
Sanji : Driftwood , struck by your beauty called thunder; I am sent straght along the flow.Here is your snack.
Robin : Oh , thank you.
Zorro : That is without a doubt ...that.
Usopp : Yeah. He was a lost cause from the get-go.
Zorro : And so...The two of us are the last remaining bastions against her.
Usopp : Yes , those weak-minded fools have failed us all.
Luffy : Oi, Usopp!!
Usopp(with an angry face) : Ehhh?
Luffy (with hands in the head looking like Chopper ) : Chopper!!
Usopp (holding a laugh): Bu! Hahahhaahahhaha!

Chopper : T-They went down again...ZORO`S NOT COMING BACK UP!
Nami : He...didn`t get eaten , did he?
Chopper : AHHHHHH!ZORO GOT EATEN!
Robin (calm): If he got eaten , the clouds would be turning red.
Nami : WHY DO YOU HAVE TO SAY SUCH MARBID THINGS , ROBIN !?

Sanji : Ah! Nami-san , you`re safe-!!!
Nami : Luffy , don`t make those guys mad!
Luffy : But this guy`s being an...!
Usopp : Nami! Use your money to pay the 7 000 000 billi illegal entrence fee!!
Nami : That`s great! So this can be settled if we pay a fine !
Nami(super mad) : 7 000 000 belli ...
Nami (accelerating) : That`s...
The police captain : What!?
Nami (hiting the police with het bike) : TOO DAMN EXPENSIVE!!!
Nami : Shoot!In my anger over that ridiculous sum of money , I accidentally ...!
Zoro & Usopp : Oi!

Si acum din BLEACH .... my favorite

Bleach chp.14
Tatsuki : DIE!!!
Kon (in Ichigo`s body) : What? All I did was kiss your cheek.Calm down! Are you in grade school or something?
Tatsuki : SHUT UP!
Mitsuru :Chi ... Chizuru stop this...
Chizuru : D...don`t be crazy ...Only Bruce Willis would jump into a storm like this...

Bleach chp.15
Ichigo : Ahhh! Damn it! We lost him!! I lost myself!!
Rukia : That`s a paradox.
Ichigo : It`s no time for complicated jokes!!
Ichigo : We have to hurry up and catch me... I mean, him...
Rukia : This is confusing ...
Ichigo (with a scary face) :You heard that too, right? The trouble in the classroom...
Ichigo : I ...errr...he ....used my body and ..with Inoue and stupid Tatsuki...he ki...ki...ki...
Rukia (very calm) : Seemed like he KISSED them.
Ichigo : Awwwwww!! Don`t say that ,moron, it`s emberassing!!!
Rukia : Pft!...Locking lips is nothing...They say that young people have no morals these days...Locking lips is like saying "Hello" ...
Rukia : ...Is what I read in a novel the other day.
Ichigo : You fool! How is suddenly kissing a classmate just nothing!?!?!? What kind of books are you reading???
Ichigo (looking down) : Maaaan ...the solid image I have been building over the years ...How can I show my face at school tomorrow???
Rukia (thinking) : He`s been creating an image ...?

Bleach chp. 17
Kon : Hey!! Wake up ,Ichigo!!!It`s down!It`s mornin`!Mornin`!
Ichigo : ......
Kon : Hurry and wake up or else I`ll sneak inside your bag and go to school... The girls in class will be saying "Ohh!Kurosaki walks around with a plushie? Weirdo!!!!"
Kon :Yeow!Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!! Le...let go, you jerk!...oof!
Ichigo : I thought I told you to act like a normal, silent stuffed animal , Kon!!
Kon : Ouch! I told you to treat me gently!
Rukia : It`s still early and you`re so loud! I can`t even change my clothes in peace!
Kon : Umph! (Rukia steped on him)
Rukia : Hm?
Kon : N...nice angle!!!

Bleach chp. 26
Kon : My name is Kon. K.O.N. is short from King of New York. Just kidding.
Currently I spend each day with a manly but useless orange-headed , dim-witted ,violent , third-rate shinigami , high school student...and my goddess, a black-haired beauty , former shinigami. I`m a lone wolf though. I appear to be a plushie , but my heart is that of a wolf. I`s that kind of meaning.
I`m like that , but right now , I`M IN DEEP SHIT!

Kon : Wha....what the hell`re you doing , you JERK!!!!!!!!
Ichigo (beating Kon clean ) : What...? You`re dirty , so I`m beating you cleacn.
Kon : Don`t say it like it`s no big deal!!! If you want me clean , there are plenty of other ways to do it!!!You don`t need to beat me ...CLEA..goof!!!!
Kon : Bastard...! You ...Don`t...! Listen to people , do you...? HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Rukia : Quit it , Ichigo! If you need an implement to clean him up with , then I have arranged it.
Kon (moved) : Th...that`s my sister! You thought of my sake.....
Rukia apears with a toilet brush
Ichigo & Kon : WHA......................!?!?!?
Kon : Ahhh!! AAAHHH!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH...!
Ichigo :Wait ,wait ,wait ,wait!!!
Rukia : What?
Ichigo : Isn`t that the school toilet brush? Where`you get that thing!?
Rukia : From school.
Ichigo : TAKE IT BACK!!!

Yuzu : Wah! I knew it would look good on you !!
Kon (thinking) : NO , NO , NO!!! What are you saying ? It doesn`t look good at all!
Yuzu : You look so happy with mama and papa .
Kon (still thinking ) : These are papa and mama!? Hey, which one is the mama !? And why am I wearing clothes while my parents are stark naked?
Yuzu : Listen to what Melon and Cookie tell you , Okay?
Kon (still thinking ) : Those are their names!!?
Yuzu : Boss Tuff.
Kon : (still thinking ) : Why an I the only one with an aggressive name!!?

Bleach chp. 27
Inoue : Bohahahahahhaha!!
Ichigo : ......
Inoue : Huh?Weak reaction , Kurosaki-kun...Could it be that you don`t know about this ?
Ichigo : G...Gost bust!
Inoue : Bingo!! Now let`s do it together!BoHAHA...
Tatsuki : BANZA-I!
Inoue : Ta...Tatsuki-chan!?What!?What!?
Tatsuki : Yeah ,yeah , Bohaha is coming with me!
Inoue : Why?
Ichigo : ........

Asano : Wh..why , you`re so harsh! I went to ...I went to all that trouble....TO INVITE KICHIKI-SAN TOO!!!
Rukia : How is it going , Kurosaki-kun?
Ichigo (thinking) : How`s it going , miss faker?
Asano : Look , Kuchiki-san! Bohahahaha -------!!
Rukia : Oh, my. I can`t ! I`m too shy...
Ichigo (thinking ) : She`s ...gradually adding variation to her acting...!

Ichigo : The TV show staff will think that the people around here don`t really get any entertainment! FREAKS!
Rukia : What`s wrong? You seem down , Ichigo!
BOHAHAHAHAHA!
Ichigo (thinking) : Bitch!

Bleach chp. 47
Kon : It got quiet all of a sudden, sister...
Rukia : ...hm...
Kon : We`re alone together , sister...
Rukia :...Hmm? (silent)
Kon : SISTER!!!!
Rukia : Ichigo!!!!
Kon : S...sorry , Ichigo ...your...you won`t be able to use it ever again...

Ishida : What`s so funny , Kurosaki?
Ichigo : There`s no way we can figure out how to fight that sort of monster...
Ishida : What...?
Ichigo : With this guy... we`ll cut and cut and cut and cut with all our might to take him down!! There`s no other way!!!! Let`s go , Ishida!!
Ishida : Wa...w-w-w-wait , Kurosaki!!!
Rukia : Ichigo!?!?!
Ichigo: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!Ugh...Wah...!??
Ishida : Kurosaki!! I told you so!!
Are you okay , Kurosaki?!
Ichigo : Yah..I`m not too bad...
Ishida : Geez...what were you thinking!?How were you trying to take him down with that!?
Ichigo : Well...I wondered if I could cut his feet and work my way up , then the head would fall down last...
Ishida : Just like Jenga , huh...? Geez ...how was your brain constructed...?!

Bleach chp.49
Ishida : Ok!! Preparation completed!!! Now we can fight him!!!
Ichigo : You are ...an idiot..aren`t you ...?
Ishida : What?!?!?!
Ishida : Stop complaining!! If I constantly touch your sword and you use your spirit power! I can shoot an unbelievably enormous arrow!! Now unleash your power ! Control it and max out your power!!
Ichigo : But I never control my spirit energy.
Ishida : What!??!?!?! Don`t be ridiculous...So how did you manage to fight a hallow all this time ?
Ichigo : Um... well...No clue...
Ishida : You have no clue!?!?!

Bleach chp.51
Asano: I saw Ishida yesterday! He was talking to himselfin the construction place! Something about acting!
Mizuiro: That person is always pretending.
Ichigo (thinking) : So this guy was very near...so dangerous...
Asano : He must`ve want to bean actor!Beside him was some uncle waring strange clothes and some childs that was dancing, later , something exploded. He must have been practicing with members from the theatre!
Ichigo (thinking): Ahah...God , thank you. It`s a good thing that Asano is an idiot...!

Urahara : Ohya!!! Isn`t this Yoruichi? You`re back!!
Jinta : What happened? This cat is ...?
Tessai : It`s name is Yoruichi it is the boss`s only relative.
Jinta : Heh... His only relative is a cat...seems like our boss is very pitful.
Tessai : ...sigh ...I guess you could say that...

Rukia : What`s wrong , Ichigo?
Ichigo : Damnit! He did wha he wanted `cuz he knew it wasn`t his body.
Ichigo(looking at a pill): I`m talkin` to you , bastard! You listenin` to me?!
Rukia : From here , you make one hell of a strange sight.
Ichigo : This ain`t good enough.Rukia , how do I complain directly to this guy?
Rukia : Well , you inject him in a body without a soul , in other words ,in a dead body.
Ichigo : Yoshhh!!! A dead body ...Inject...inject ... There`s no way I`ll find that!!!
Rukia : Oh , shut up.
Ichigo : How about this...
Ichigo : Oi!!...Basically , I just need something to inject into , right ?
Rukia : Huh?That`s taking in too far.
Rukia (thinking) : Actually , my current body isn`t a real flesh body either.
Ichigo : Rukia.
Rukia : Alright , let`s try it as an experiment.
Ichigo : Seriously?So what do I do ?
Rukia : I guess , put it in the mouth.
Ichigo : O...Okay , like this ?
(little silence)
Ichigo : What the heck , it didn`t work after all.
Rukia : Look`s like that .
Kon : That hurts , dumbass! You basterd , Kurosaki Ichigo!Fight me one more time!
Kon : Wah...Huh???You`re huge! Oh ,no , I`m ...TINY!!! What`s going on?!M-My hands are like fluffy!!!Aahaaa! I`m SOFT!!!
Ichigo : Hey you , Mod Soul!
Kon : Huh?!
Ichigo : My conversation with you wasn`t finished yet , was it ?
Kon : Let go!
Ichigo : I`ll take good care of ya , so say your prayers!!
Kon : I`ll just fight you with this body!

Next morning
Kon : Hey damnit!!!Wake up , Ichigo!It`s morning! MORNING! MORNING!
Kon : How`s that ? You give up?Then hurry and wake up and say you`re sorry , or alse...I`ll hide in your bag and go to school with you...so the girls in your class will say , "Oh no! Kurosaki , you carry stuffed animals around ?! Like , eww gross! "
Kon : Le-Let me go , damnit!

Rukia : Hmm?!?!
Kon : Ni-Nice angle! I`m glad I`m a stuffed animal.Stop! Stop!

Luffy : We`ew gonna steal some gold and make a break for it!
Nami (Beli eyes) : You found some gold!?
Luffy : Dummy!You`re yelling too loud!
Nami : So what!?You`re yelling louder than me!
Luffy : Hey! You yelled louder when you said that I was yelling!
Nami (sakeing Luffy ) : What was that!?You were yelling way louder when you said that I said that you were yelling louder!
Luffy : You`re yelling WAY , WAY louder than me!
Usopp (trying to sleep) : ....
Nami : You`ve got to be kidding me!You`re the one yelling!
Usopp(super mad ) : Keep it down!How`s a guy supposed to sleep around here !? (and hits Chopper)

Zoro : But more importantly , if they don`t get out of there soon , he`ll wake up and things will get ugly real fast.
Usopp : Huh?This fine-tempered snake?
Zoro : You dork. You didn`t see this thing when he was mad!
Usopp :"This fine-tempered snake?"
Zoro : I just said , You`re only saying that because you didn`t see him mad!
Usopp : "This fine-tempered snake?"
Zoro : Hey , are you listening to me , Usopp?
Usopp : Hihi! "This fine-tempered snake?" It was the Tone Dial!
Zoro : QUIT IT WITH THAT DUMN SHIT!

Zoro : Look out! Oi!
Robin , Nami , Luffy , Chopper , Usopp & Sanji : Huh??....
Zoro : Uwaaaaa!!! What , it was a dream?
Nami : WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
Sanji : I`LL KILL YOU , YOU SHITHEAD!
Nami : I`ll throw you off!!
Sanji : You scared us half to death!!!

Nami : Well that`s the problem . If we lose during this battle...Those guys will pick me first...I`m cute after all , it mustn`t happen!
Usopp : That`s not right. Are you on crack?
(Nami gives some punchs to Usopp)
Nami : Robin ! why are you reading a book?
Robin : I`m rowing.
Nami : Well sure your hands are rowing , but can`t you do samething like this...
Usopp : Piggy-back ...I would like one ... I`ll scream...

Someone : Hurry up and start!
Zoro : Ballman! Get in place already.
Sanji : Oi , oi ...Don`t decide who the ballman is by yourself.I never agreed on being the ball.How can I possible wear something this lame?
Zoro : Stop complaining.
Sanji : Tsk!
Zoro : Wow! That ball looks good on you!
Sanji : SHOVE IT ! I`M NOT FALLING FOR THAT!
Nami : They`re still hung up on that?Sanji-kun , that ball looks great on you!
Sanji : I`LL BE THE BALLMAN!IT SUITS ME BEST , AFTER ALL!!
Zoro : Yeah , it really does suit you ...You look like a prince.The prince of Retardia.

Usopp : START THE GAME!!!And Sanji calm down!!! For Chopper`s sake!!
Luffy : I`ll give him a beating!
Usopp : Ahhh! I beg you ! Please don`t complicate things!
Nami : Sanji-kun , in any case , just win!
Sanji : I`LL WIN!
Usopp : I don`t understand you anymore.

Zoro : Luffy , what are you up to?
Luffy : How the heck am I supposed to get this off?
Zoro : Here , lemme help.
Luffy : Ah , thanks Zoro-
Zoro (with a great knife) : Seiiii!!!
Luffy : Waaaaaaaaaaaa!!!! Fu-fu-fu-fu!!!
Zoro : What ? You pulled it out .
Luffy : ZORO! YOU PSYCHO!!!

Zoro : There`s a way to undo these handcuffs.
Usopp : Heh? What does it have to so with playing Janken?
Zoro : The one who loses...cuts off his hand.
Usopp : H-How can you say such a scary thing with a staight face !?
Zoro : I`m not finished explaining!Then the one who`s freed from the handcuffs...take his hand and quickly rushes to Chopper...and has him sew it back the way it was!
Usopp : We`re not dolls!Don`t be stupid!

Luffy : Ah , this is the Captain speaking.There`s so much fun stuff to do I don`t know where to start!Over!
Usopp : This is Usopp! How about we take a vacation here? Over!
Luffy : Vacation , huh?Sounds good!REJECTED!
Usopp : Rejected!? That means no!

Chopper : The octopus.
Nami : Yeah , the octopus.
Sanji : Shitty octopus.
Robin : Yeah , the octopus.
Zoro : Damn octopus!
Luffy : I`ve got it .
Usopp : He says he`s got it.
Chopper : He has it ?
Nami : He`s got it .
Sanji :Shit , he`s got it .
Robin :He has it !
Zoro : You have it ?
Luffy : Yeah , right here!
All : Iahhhhhhh!!!!
Luffy (searching something in hes pants) : Mmmmmm! See?
Nami : WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE THAT!?

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